Resistance to These 30 Star Trek Memes Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated (August 20, 2024)

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John Summers • Contributor
Aug 20, 2024 11:00 PM EDT

So I was wondering to myself, How many total hours of Star Trek are there? and I am talking about all the TV series and all the movies combined (excluding video games from this list because those could actually be endless) and the number I found was a staggering 690 hours! That's an entire February worth of Star Trek content! 28 consecutive days! You could literally start playing the first episode of the original series on February 1st and it will continue playing nonstop, by order, throughout the entire month, with the last episode of Strange New Worlds starting just as March begins.

I mean. obviously you couldn't do all that in one sitting, so realistically, If you were to actually do a full on marathon of every bit of Star Trek content there is, including eating, sleeping and taking sanity breaks - It will take you about 6 months to finish the entire thing. Tell that to a Lord of the Rings fan the next time he talks about one of their little marathons.

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    YOU SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING CONFIDENTIAL AROUND YOUR COFFEE. IT COULD SPILL THE BEANS. WHY IS THAT?
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    facebook.com/DominionMediaTV TA So we're all in agreement? We send Picard to prevent a war... 4x3 Sisko to win a war... And Janeway to start a war.
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